Dan: Hey, are you going to your thing tonight?
Me: Yeah, we're meeting in Collegeville at 6:00. I'll probably be home around 9:00.
Dan: Ok, well, while your out, can you pick up toothpaste? And, uh, do you need any other bathroom stuff?
Me: Um, no... I guess I'll just swing by CVS on my way home so I don't forget.
Dan: Ok, well, can you also pick up my body wash? ...Actually, I wanted to wait until after you get home so I can make you a list of things you can pick up while you're out.
Me: Wait a second... If I'm already busy tonight, why don't you go get the stuff?
Dan: Because I'm fat and lazy...?
Dan: Ok, you're right. I'll go. Love you!
Me: Good answer. Love you, too.